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Marhoom Uncle Mumtaz Basir

Marhoom Uncle Mumtaz Basir
(All India Radio Retired)
This page is dedicated in the memories of my Marhoom Uncle Mumtaz Basir (All India Radio Retired). He was pious and honest person. He knows many languages such as English, Hindi, Persian, Arabic etc

He had been staying alone in his last time. He likes and loves childrens very much. He gives sweets, books, dress etc to them. Also teach them islamic stories, poems and current affairs etc.


His poems:

Bhare Dibbe me T.C ne Khalifa se ticket maanga
Kaha usne ke tum behad bikat maalum hute ho

Ticket rakhte huwe bhi mujh akele par yeh shak kaisa
Nazar se khupdi se dil se pat maalum hute ho

Kaha T.C ne gusse me shut up o! nonsense o! fool
Mawali, jeb katre, Ediot maalum hute ho

Koi lafdo ho balke chapter shaitaan chouki ke
ke tum dus numberi ho kaya palat maalum hute ho

Aroda jail se bhage ho, Shayad ya ke Nasik se
Tranvancore, Cochi, Kalikat maalum hute ho

Ke tum ek chidda gul khairoo ho, Laffo jhanna dadar ke
Agar matunga me dekho to bhat maalum hute ho

Kahi hajjam patti karte hoge, bas khalifa ho
Yeh barkat bambai ki hai ke vat maalum hute ho

Bade Ustaad ho lagta ho, lagta hai ke malono ke mulla ho
Yeh lambee dadhee, batla qad, churat maalum hute ho

Kahi khuli hai, rashan card hai, koi sadakat hai
koi dekhe to bolega ke nat maalum hute ho

Banaee hogi nakli muhar, likhkha hoga U.S.A
ke tum ulhaas nagari ho gilat maalum hute ho

Kamati pure ki dallali bhi karte the tum pahle
jabi to dekhne me aamlet maalum hute ho

Mujavir tum the, do taki pe bandal shah baba ke
Na ajmeri na bagdaadi, Kuwait maalum hute ho

Agar ho kaanpuri, phir to tum ekka hakate ho
tumhe kaise kahoo, ke pilot maalum hute ho

Bahut dekhe hai Damees hum ne, tum aise traino me
Ho lochebaaz, panggebaz tat maalum hute ho

Military ke bhagode ho, deserter tum ko kehte hai
Tadi paar hone wale ho Fiat maalum hute ho

Duppali topi, gahra surma, kalle me gilauri hai
Agar ho lucknawi to choclate maalum hute ho

Ho Faandebaaz, kaalaa kandi, shayad borbander ke
Adi baazo ke chabadiya, chilat maalum hute ho

Tapori ho, madari ho, pahaadi ho, anaadi ho
Khiladi to nahi, jungle ke jat maalum hute ho

Bade aibee ho aankho se tapakta hai ke khooni ho
batao! kya kiya tha, kyu bullet maalum hute ho

Rapat thane me likhkhi hogi ke tum golpannu ho
Rafu chakkar ho, ghan chakkar dacoit maalum hute ho

Haqiqat chup nahi sakti kabhi jhute usoolo par
Ganjeele, charsee, chandubaaz, gat maalum hute ho

Ghutala karke aye hoge ke mai Visa dilaunga
Thaga kitno ko hoga, chal kapat maalum hute ho

Kiya hai tum ne bhi chara ghutala aisa lagta hai
Ki misle lalo yado rajhat maalum hute ho

Tumhari shakal hi Qudrat ne kutch aisee banaee hai
Ticket rakhte huwe bhi be ticket maalum hute ho

Note:
1. Shaitaan chouki = stop between parel and dadar
2. Tranvancore - Pune
3. Nat = beghar
4. Gilat = nakli chandi
5. Tat = symbol os disappointment
6. Diserter = bhage wala jiski saja maut hai
7. Gat = pipe where urine comes out
8. Jat = jaheel
9. Vat = shaan
10. Thoda sa jalim
11. Churat = cigarrete pine wala
12. Damis = uche darje ka badmaash
13. Chikat = chikpko
 
 
Duka me kajju laal ke chori ki khalifa ne
Chabi banake usko di thi number 5 salifa ne

Pakda gaya to saza sunaee metro ki Khfiffa ne
Proof mila tha, witness di thi, govermenti zaeefa ne

Mulchan, goa, manikchand bhara tha usne tahlee me
Chutte paise jeb me rakhkhe, chuna chaddi mailee me

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Jo gadbad huee kutch, to linga ticket mai
Ke phir lucknow jake randa karonga

Waha jate hi ek meeting karonga
Banunga mai neta aur cheating karonga

Bada hoon bikat mai ke hoon mai khalifa
Aur mujhse zyada, bikat yeh zaeefa

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Maee ko baee kahe aur payjame ko lahnga
Jhagda, dange, locha, lafda, sab kahlaye panga

Chori karke bhinddi, gobee, methi palak soya
Maloni se bhaga khalifa dekh kabira roya
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Mulook hai kachocha, karari nahi hai
Kamar me hai chapad, katari nahi hai

Hai tahlee me qiswat, pitari nahi hai
Khalifan hai meri tumhari nahi hai
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Mai bambai me aya hoo dhandha karonga
Duka mai bhi khulunga chanda karonga

Mai hoo naee sab ki hajamat karonga
Badhaunga dadhi khilafat karonga
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Bagdadi dastgiri bhi jilani hanifa
Sandhan hai iski naam hai bi Ashho zaeefa

Pura to shajra iska baya kar nahi sakta
Par dada ke par dada hai es ka hi khalifa

Kholi thi chuna bhatti me aur wahi mazaar
Jiski dawa se mar gaya hai waid salifa
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